If Winona has a weenie he's a dude
If Paloma has a peenie he's a dude
If Diana has a dick
If Patricia has a prick
And if Jilly's got a willy he's a dude
If your cock’s been amputated nothing’s changed
If a hole has been created nothing’s changed
You can tuck it up your crack
You can tape it to your back
You’re a fella, you’re a geezer, nothing’s changed
You can buy a pair of tits: nothing’s changed
You can pad your ass and hips: nothing’s changed
You can gobble down the ‘mones
You’ll still have your chromosomes,
You’re a bloke and not a bird 'cos nothing’s changed
To the tune of "If You're Happy And You Know it"
Singing along.... Such fun!
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