There's a beard-bro
With his head stuck up his arse
You don't have to be afraid:
He’s beta male
There's an answer
To this kind of dull arsehole
And the sorrow that you know
Will melt away
So when a beard-bro comes along
And he jabbers on and on
Just cast your fears aside
And laugh until you cry
So when you see this dude at Pride
Find the mockery inside
And you'll finally see his schtick
Means that beard-bro’s just a prick…