It's the most tedious month of the year With the rainbow flags flying And Big Business trying to be extra-kweer It's the most tedious month of the year It's the crap-crappiest season of all With het men in dresses and synthetic tresses A-casting a pall
P.S. Did you write this because it's fantastic (heard the tune as I read it) - please turn it into a video!?
Delighted you now have a Substack Clive!