It's the most tedious month of the year
With the rainbow flags flying
And Big Business trying to be extra-kweer
It's the most tedious month of the year
It's the crap-crappiest season of all
With het men in dresses and synthetic tresses
A-casting a pall
On the crap-crappiest season of all
There'll be enbies and aces
Invading gay spaces
And cissy-porn addicts galore
There'll be straight girls called Laurie
Co-opting our stories,
Our heroes, our words and much more
It's the most tiresome time of the year
There'll be much nappy-filling
And genderoids killing
All joy they come near
It’s the most tiresome time of the yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaarrr
P.S. Did you write this because it's fantastic (heard the tune as I read it) - please turn it into a video!?
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